Saturday, June 14, 2008

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Look, it's 2am, I'm still wired from work, so maybe my responses to this quiz produced a warped outcome...

You Are a Comma



You are open minded and extremely optimistic.

You enjoy almost all facets of life. You can find the good in almost anything.

You keep yourself busy with tons of friends, activities, and interests.

You find it hard to turn down an opportunity, even if you are pressed for time.

Your friends find you fascinating, charming, and easy to talk to.

(But with so many competing interests, you friends do feel like you hardly have time for them.)

You excel in: Inspiring people

You get along best with: The Question Mark


Hey, don't ask me - decide for yourself!
Talk to you soon,
BB.
Quote for the Day: Grammar - the grave of letters. (Elbert Hubbard)

Monday, June 09, 2008

And Just To Prove That I'm NOT Procrastinating...

See, this is important and relevant...
Your Thinking is Abstract and Sequential



You like to do research and collect lots of information.

The more facts you have, the easier it is for you to learn.

You need to figure things out for yourself and consider all possibilities.

You tend to become an expert in the subjects that you study.

It's difficult for you to work with people who know less than you do.

You aren't a very patient teacher, and you don't like convincing people that you're right.


QED: I'm not stuffing about when I should be studying, I'm being abstract and sequential...

Talk to you soon,

BB.

Quote for the Day: Procrastination: putting off until tomorrow what you put off yesterday until today. (Laurence Peter)

The Analysis Continues Unabated....

I told you I wasn't &*!@&!! negative!!!

You Are a Little Negative...



You can be negative from time to time, but you rarely go overboard.

You have a realistic view of the world, and most people appreciate your honest insights.

Like everyone else, you have your darker moods.

But when you're feeling super negative, you keep your feelings to yourself.

And anyway, apophatic theology is good for you!
Talk to you soon,
BB
Quote for the Day: A pessimist is merely what an optimist calls a realist. (Anon)

Saturday, June 07, 2008

And Just To Prove To You That I'm NOT A Nutbar...

See, I told you so!



There's a 16% Chance You've Been Abducted By Aliens



There's virtually no chance you've been abducted by aliens.

But there's always hope for the future!


Live long and prosper!

Talk to you soon,

BB.

Quote for the Day: I don't believe in aliens living on planets as such, but I do believe there's stuff going on in this room that none of us have any idea about. (Barry Sonnenfeld)

And Just To Show You All That It's A Load Of Bollocks....

Index fingers, take note!

You Are a Ring Finger



You are romantic, expressive, and hopeful. You see the best in everything.

You are very artistic, and you see the world as your canvas. You are also drawn to the written word.

Inventive and unique, you are often away in your own inner world.

You get along well with: The Pinky

Stay away from: The Index Finger




You get the point?

Talk to you soon,

BB

Quote for the Day: One finger in the throat and one finger in the rectum makes for a good diagnostician. (Sir William Osler)

No Oedipal Complexes Here!

Having just taken the Ice Cream Personality Test, I couldn't resist letting ol' Sigmund having a go, either. And, I have to say, Doc Freud is pretty well on the mark!



You Are in the Genital Stage of Development



According to Dr. Freud, you've reached the genital stage of development.

Whatever issues you may have had in your childhood have been resolved.

You don't have any hang ups, and you are able to function as a stable adult.

You are the model of being well-adjusted, and you are able to balance your life beautifully.


Naturally, any objections will be noted and ignored in due course!

Talk to you soon,

BB

Quote for the Day: A psychiatrist is the only person who goes to a strip show in order to watch the audience. (Mervyn Stockwood)

The Rum n Raisin Personality Test...

As I have just completed an outstanding task, I thought I'd reward myself by posting one of those blogthing quizzes (and besides, it's been a while since I indulged). And speaking of indulgence, I couldn't go past the Ice Cream Personality Test. And this is what resulted:




Your Ice Cream Personality:


You are a bit of a bragger. Your personality is larger than life - and you really enjoy showing off.

You are incredibly cautious. You rather miss out on something than make a mistake. No one would ever call you wild... but they would call you responsible.

You are a somewhat open minded person, but deep down you're fairly conservative. You don't like trying new things very much. And if you do find something new you like, you stick with it.

You tend to have a one track mind. You prefer not to multitask.

You can be a big dramatic and over the top sometimes. You are bold in every way





Personally, I think it's a tad contradictory in parts. On the other hand, I suspect many of you who know me will think it's spot on!

Talk to you soon,

BB

Quote for the Day: The only emperor is the emperor of ice-cream. (Wallace Stevens)