A friend sent me an email with the following gag attached. I thought it so good, it warranted a spot on the Comfy Couch.
Question : What is the truest definition of Globalization?
Answer : Princess Diana's accident.
Question : How come?
Answer : An English princess with an Egyptian boyfriend crashes in a French tunnel, driving a German car with a Dutch engine, driven by a Belgian who was drunk on Scottish whisky, (check the bottle before you change the spelling), followed closely by Italian Paparazzi, on Japanese motorcycles; she was treated by an A m er i c an doctor, using Brazilian medicines. This is sent to you by a MALAYSIAN, using Bill Gates's technology, and you're probably reading this on your computer, that uses Taiwanese chips, and a Korean monitor, assembled by Bangladeshi workers in a Singapore plant, transported by Indian lorry-drivers, hijacked by Indonesians, unloaded by Sicilian longshoremen, and trucked to you by Mexican illegals.....That, my friends, is G l o b a l i z a t i o n !
Talk to you soon,
BB.
Quote for the Day: Capitalism is the process whereby American girls turn into American women. (Christopher Hampton)
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